friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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