why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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knock knock who's there ?

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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