Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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