- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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