- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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