- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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