- Anti Joke

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Tall asians

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!