- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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