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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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