- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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