- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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