Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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