- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

how much fish could a chicken

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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