- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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