Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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