- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

pull my finger (farts)

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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