angelo snyder is not ga

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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