How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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