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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what goes boo a sock

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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