- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

okay so theres this guy.

A man died.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

anus

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What's big and purple? Barney

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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