- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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