- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

steven hawking walks into a bar

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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