Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

read this sentence again.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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