Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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It's all Taggart

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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