-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A: Do you like it B: No

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Justin with a hat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

I'm Polish.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Anti Joke

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