- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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