- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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