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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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