- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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