- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

it was all Tagart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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