- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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