I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

knock knock who's there? faith

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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