- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Justin Bieber

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

school homewrok

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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