What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

One time i was sitting down

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How did th-A fridge.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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