- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's half of 8? o

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

what did the farmer do? plant

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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