- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

lets bomb africa

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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