- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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