A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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