Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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My children are mistakes

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Take wrong turns

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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