a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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