Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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