- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How many light bulbs? 1

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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