A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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