Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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