Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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