How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Women's Soccer.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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who else is on here?

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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