- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Immigration Laws

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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