- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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