- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A man was shot. He died.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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