- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Jack Stevens

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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