- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

brock has small hands for a small job

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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