A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A lot eh?

hers a joke... japanese people

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

So this guy was making a sandwich...

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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