What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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