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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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