Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Dakota Fanning

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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