- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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