- Anti Joke

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what's funny about war? nothing!