Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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