a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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