- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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