The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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