- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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