- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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