- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A woman walks into a bar.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

The holocaust

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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