- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A man was shot. He died.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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