- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Chris Bosh's neck

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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