- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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