Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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