- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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