- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Your're racist.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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