- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Knock knock Fuck off!

why am I writing this...im bored

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Justin Bieber

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

a man walked into a bar and said ow

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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