Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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