- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

the WNBA.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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