Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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