AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Justin Bieber.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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