Wanna hear a joke? no

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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