- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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