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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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