Justin Bieber.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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