- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

I went to school. Then I came home.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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