- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Charlie Sheen is winning

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Penis

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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