Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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