- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

I asked her where you were.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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