- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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