What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Shltskc gw? G

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Anti Joke

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