What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Obama = ebola

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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360 NO SCOPE

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Anti Joke

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