- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

brock has small hands for a small job

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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