- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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