Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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