- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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