Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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