What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Death by kayak

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Women's rights

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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