- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what are you mike bibby?

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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