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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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