- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

The duck didn't cross the road.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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