- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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