- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's brown an sticky Shit

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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