What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is older than history?

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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