- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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