- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A jew enters a mall.

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