- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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