AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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