Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Male leadership.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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DEATH.

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