- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

roses are red violets should be purple

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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