- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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