Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Your mom.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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