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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Fox News

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm