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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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