One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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