No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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tea with milk?

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Communism hehe xd

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

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