What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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N-E Pats never cheated

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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My jeans

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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