- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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