- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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