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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.