Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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