Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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