- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

I enjoy Popcorn

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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