I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

i like it in the mouth

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Women's Rights

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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