- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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