What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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