- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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