- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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