Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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