- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

No your aunties a joke

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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