A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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