- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Cripples are lame.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

How does a black guy die? Unknown

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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