- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

woman's rights

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!