How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Dead girls can't say no.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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womens rights

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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