- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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