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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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