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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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