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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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