- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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