A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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