What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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