- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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