- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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