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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

I used to know what alzheimers was

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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