there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

A young baby died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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