- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

women's rights.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Mahmy

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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