A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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