What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Eric is gay Ha

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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