Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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