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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.