- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

woman's rights

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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