why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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