Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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guess what? bannanas

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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