- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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