What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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