- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

knock knock whos their a person

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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