There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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guess what what ...

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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matt is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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