What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

How's the weather? Good.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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