- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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