Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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