- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Brain fart

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Charlie Sheen

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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