- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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