Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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I'm so punny.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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