What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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