There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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rent a cops

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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