Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

knock knock go away

like most people my age. im 27

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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