Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Your mom.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A lot eh?

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