- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

your no better than a cockroach

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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