- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

women's rights

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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