- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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