If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I asked her where you were.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

kieran is a homosexual

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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