- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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