- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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