- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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