Golf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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