- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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