- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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