- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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