what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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