- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

I read the terms of service.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why? Because.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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