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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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