- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why are white people white? I don't know

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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