What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Grace Ackerson

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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This is an anti- joke

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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