- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

how do you win a game try your best

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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