- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What did the man say to his doctor?

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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