- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A baby seal walks into a club.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A guy walks into a bar

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

I asked her where you were.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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