knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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