- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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