what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Atheism

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What's up? Your time.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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