- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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