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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Women's Rights Movement

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind