- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's 9 + 10 19

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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