- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A man died.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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