- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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