How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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