- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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