Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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