- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chris Bosh's neck

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what is orange? an orange

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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