knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

ever tried african food? they neither

Anti Joke

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