- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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