- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Lil Wayne

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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