- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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