Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Happy Monday!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Anti Joke

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