Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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