What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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