What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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girls basketball

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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