- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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