- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

A guy walks into a bar

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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