- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

who else is on here?

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Justin Beiber

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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