- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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