How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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