- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Where's my tractor?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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