- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Hail Hitler

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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