yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

The Big Band Theory

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