- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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