Knock knock! Just kidding.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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