Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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nolan is gay

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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