Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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