- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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neil likes pube toast

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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