How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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