- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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