Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Cripples are lame.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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