- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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