- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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