- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

"hey do you know the date" "58"

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??