Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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