- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Ready for something funny? nothing

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's 9 + 10 19

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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