- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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