how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What is white and long? A New York winter

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

So a bar walks into a man...

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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