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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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