Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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