- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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