- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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