Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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