Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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