- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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