What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Hail Hitler

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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