Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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