- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

the economy.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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