- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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