What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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salad days!

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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