Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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