- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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