- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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