- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what are you mike bibby?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Robin, get in the car!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

PENIS

Women's Rights

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

the power to turn magnetism into light

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