- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

CFL

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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