whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's brown an sticky Shit

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Link ate ink to make him sink.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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