- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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