- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What fires shots? A gun

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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