Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

guess what? bannanas

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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