- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

your mama's so fat... that's it

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

I walk into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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