Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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