Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Caramel Boing.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Where are you going Your house

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how man

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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