- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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