Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Womans baksetball...

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Anti Joke

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