Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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