- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's blue? The sky.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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