- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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