Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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