- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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