- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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