- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

will you like this joke my sources say no

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Win industrial estate, Newry

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

HOLY COW!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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