- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Religion.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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