Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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