There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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