- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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