Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

im @ work, LOL.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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