- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What rhymes with milk...milf

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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