- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

I went to work today....

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

This is an anti-joke.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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