Knock knock. Its open.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Anti Joke

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