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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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