- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call your mom? Mom

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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