- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Equal rights!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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