What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Donald Trump.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Womans baksetball...

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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