a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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