What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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