9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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