- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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