- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many light bulbs? 1

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

38 studio's new game... Finance City

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face