- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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