- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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