- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Happy Monday!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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