- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Dick Cheney That's the joke

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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