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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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