- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Knock knock open

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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