- Anti Joke

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die