A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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