- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A American seeking into mexico

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Get up Look in the mirror

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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